The Loop

In what The Loop sees as a trend-setting move, Rochester Hearing & Speech Center goes where no annual report has gone before.
“We who call ourselves the crew of Starship RHSC invite you to share the results of our journey over the last 365 days and enjoy our promise of the exciting exploration to come,” coos the Captain’s Log (a.k.a.

The Loop

In what The Loop sees as a trend-setting move, Rochester Hearing & Speech Center goes where no annual report has gone before.
“We who call ourselves the crew of Starship RHSC invite you to share the results of our journey over the last 365 days and enjoy our promise of the exciting exploration to come,” coos the Captain’s Log (a.k.a. president’s letter).
In this parallel universe, RHSC staff becomes the “Full Crew Complement.” Donors are “Life Support,” committees are “Special Mission Teams,” and the group’s financial statement is cast as “Tactical Operations.”
Perhaps Kodak will follow suit next year. The Loop can see it now: With a freshly shaved head, George Fisher battles the Fujons, those growling green aliens with superior defense shields. After much shedding of blood both yellow and green, the Intergalactic Trade Organization steps in, ordering the two sides to shake hands and form a new Federation for Intercorporate Profit.
Make it so.

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RBJ Daily Edition 6-25-96

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